God damn teachers and their "no lifes"

 My math teacher, Mr. Harold, is the most weirdest guy you'll ever meet. He dyes his hair for gods sake?

Me : " So your a natural red head?"

Mr Harold " No, I simply do not enjoy my blond hair so I die it red."

Once he said that, the whole class started laughing and I almost pissed myself. Its pretty hard holding that in when you stomach is crampy. Next thing I know he's pissed off so he goes over to his little corner office and flies open his computer and starts talking to himself.

The next day he decided not to come back, well as what I think. Although after 2 minutes of waiting for him a teacher walks in and lets us know that he was fired. HA! out of all things? These are the rumors that have circulated through out our school grounds

- He was caught playing COD on his laptop
- He had an affair with the lunch lady
- His hair dye was letting off a diseased chemical (we'd all be died by now?)

Yeah so come to find out he was a terriost....who dies his hair red... Anyways now were stuck with this weird woman who snorts when she talks, it likes "sgggghhhhh class sgghh i need sgggh you to sggghhh answer these questions sghhhh" I swear, I won't be able to help my self one day and I'll scream out "SHUT UP YOU DAMN ASS PIG!" Although the punishments for that would ruin my class efforts to rely on for college. So i simply sit there and try not to laugh. That explains why she always asks me why I'm smiling.....